1) Take monocle between thumb and forefinger.
2) Rub gently with a clean, static-free cloth.
3) Place back over eye until next bout of exasperation.

“The Elements of Style,” the Movie

Posted: June 4th, 2010 | Author: Matt Wilson | Filed under: Off-site | 1 Comment »

Earlier this week, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency ran a piece I wrote, the first time that’s ever happened after numerous attempts.

You can read it here.

I hope you guys like it — I’m pretty proud of the thing, myself.