1) Take monocle between thumb and forefinger.
2) Rub gently with a clean, static-free cloth.
3) Place back over eye until next bout of exasperation.

If John Lennon Tweeted

Posted: October 12th, 2010 | Author: Matt Wilson | Filed under: Commentary, Fiction | No Comments »

This recent column got me thinking: If John Lennon was on Twitter, what would he tweet? I’ve done lot of research, and I think I’ve come up with some pretty good guesses.

JohnLennon Having some corn flakes and tea this morning. My favourites!

JohnLennon @kanyewest lol!

JohnLennon can’t find my glasses! yoko is tweeting this for me

JohnLennon That ending! #Inception

JohnLennon @shitmydadsays LOL

JohnLennon All You Need Are Gloves #rejectedbeatlessongs

JohnLennon Twitter sure is sloooooow today

JohnLennon RT @RevRunWisdom There’s a very simple way to tell how great ur doing,, just check the hate-o-meter

JohnLennon #youknowyourintroublewhen she stops even pretending to like your new songs!

JohnLennon @justinbieber lol

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