1) Take monocle between thumb and forefinger.
2) Rub gently with a clean, static-free cloth.
3) Place back over eye until next bout of exasperation.

Classic Rock Memoirs

Posted: August 11th, 2010 | Author: Matt Wilson | Filed under: Fiction | No Comments »

Blinded by the Light: The 100 Percent True Story of How the Industry Revved Me Up Like a Deuce

No Fear of the Reaper: How I Learned How to Fly

Some Kitty Next Door: My Lifelong Battle with Cat Scratch Fever

Whole Lotta Love: How My Life Turned Around Once I Finally Got Coolin’

So Blind I Can’t See: A Black Magic Woman Tries to Make a Devil Out of Me

Crazy on You: How Sweet Flowing Love Kept Me Alive

More Than a Feeling: Coming to Terms with Marianne Walking Away

People Talk About Me: How I Overcame My Reputation as a Joker, a
Smoker and a Midnight Toker

This Bird You Cannot Change: 2,000 Pages About Freedom and Birds

Edgar Winter’s Frankenstein: Beep De Boop De Beep De Boop Boop Boop
Rarrrrr Ben Den Dun Dun Da Den Den Rahhhhr

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